We are frustrated tabloid hacks with a common interest in monkey love and we wish to bring you the stories that our editors dare not print. Read our profile page to find out more.
Celebrity Bestiality was published monthly from 1999 until 2003. Then, after a suggestion made at a somewhat regrettable social gathering, we went away to have a good, long, hard look at ourselves. Now we're back.
The latest article always appears on the front page. All past articles are accessible via the main archive.
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About Us
This is the original Celebrity Bestiality site, first launched in the glorious autumn of 1999. Feel free to ignore any imitators who seem incapable of coming up with their own ideas. Below are full profiles of our regular feature writers, past and present.
SUE DENHAM
Sue was our only most-committed reporter in the early days and she served from late 1999 to early 2003. After filing many reports from the field, she suddenly disappeared into a high-security building and became truly committed. She will be missed.
PHIL SPAYCE
Phil served in our absence from early 2003 to late 2006 and failed to file a single report in that time. When we eventually lost patience and locked him in cupboard full of lubricated cats, he left our service. The less said about that episode, the better.
DAN PRICK
No-one can surpass our current reporter for the sheer volume of unsubstantiated gossip he generates. Dan is widely known in the industry as The Turd Magnet, due to the large pile of stinky poo on his desk that is continually refreshed via his many contacts in the underling underworld.