ABOUT US


We are frustrated tabloid hacks with a common interest in red-hot monkey love and we wish to bring to you the stories that our editors dare not print. Read our profile page to find out more.

ARCHIVE


Celebrity Bestiality was published monthly from 1999 until 2003. Then, after a suggestion made at a somewhat regrettable social gathering, we went away to have a good, long, hard look at ourselves. Now we're back.

The latest article always appears on the front page. All past articles are accessible via the main archive.

CONTACT


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Archive


Below are links to all of our past articles (most recent first):

Issue 50 - May 2007: Prince William and Prince Harry

Fact: April of 2007 was the driest on record

Issue 49 - March 2007: Noel Edmonds

Issue 48 - February 2007: Rebekah Wade and Ross Kemp

Issue 47 - January 2007: Britney Spears' Beaver

Issue 46 - December 2006: Kylie Minogue

Issue 45 - November 2006: We're Baaaack!

(big gap)

Issue 44 - March 2003: Sweet Bugger All

Issue 43 - February 2003: Not a Heck of a Lot

Issue 42 - January 2003: Susannah And Trinny

Issue 41 - December 2002: Charlotte Church

Issue 40 - November 2002: John Leslie

Issue 39 - October 2002: Michael Barrymore

Issue 38 - September 2002: Nigella Lawson

Issue 37 - August 2002: Darius Danesh

Issue 36 - July 2002: Victoria Beckham (aka Posh Spice, aka Skeletor)

Issue 35 - June 2002: Cheap repeat of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

Issue 34 - May 2002: Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake

Issue 33 - April 2002: ITV Monkey (Monkeh)

Issue 32 - March 2002: Jamie Oliver

Issue 31 - February 2002: Adam Ant

Issue 30 - January 2002: Winona Ryder

Issue 29 - December 2001: Amanda Holden

Issue 28 - November 2001: Billy Idol

Issue 27 - October 2001: Birthday/Archive Special

Issue 26 - September 2001: Mariah Carey

Issue 25 - August 2001: Alan and Judith Kilshaw

Issue 24 - July 2001: Jenny McCarthy

Issue 23 - June 2001: Anna Kournikova

Issue 22 - May 2001: Troy McClure (Phil Hartman)

Issue 21 - April 2001: Nigel Mansell, Christian Slater & Britney Spears

Issue 20 - March 2001: Teri Hatcher

Issue 19 - February 2001: Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

Issue 18 - January 2001: George Dubya Bush

Issue 17 - December 2000: The Brady Bunch

Issue 16 - November 2000: Shania Twain

Issue 15 - October 2000: Nick Bateman (Big Brother)

Issue 14 - September 2000: Scooby Doo

Issue 13 - August 2000: Geena Davis

Issue 12 - July 2000: Bill Gates

Issue 11 - June 2000: Chris Evans

Issue 10 - May 2000: Michael Jackson and E.T.

Issue 9 - April 2000: Terror in Toytown

Issue 8 - March 2000: Hanson

Issue 7 - February 2000: Bill Clinton

Issue 6 - Millennium Special: Michael Jackson, Roddy McDowall & Liz Taylor

Issue 5 - November 1999: Britney Spears

Issue 4 - October 1999: Michael Jackson

Issue 3 - September 1999: Clint Eastwood

Issue 2 - August 1999: Rolf Harris

Issue 1 - July 1999: Ronald Reagan