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Celebrity Bestiality was published monthly from 1999 until 2003. Then, after a suggestion made at a somewhat regrettable social gathering, we went away to have a good, long, hard look at ourselves. Now we're back.
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THE BIG BRITNEY POLL
Issue 5 - November 1999
In November of 1999 we were still working up to our big millennium exposé, so in place of our usual feature we held a poll for our readers.
Out of the thousands who voted, the choice was clear.
We have since contacted Britney's publicity department with your wishes and they promised to 'consider the concept' for next year's calendar.
