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DUBYA PLEASURE!
Issue 18 - January 2001
Meet Spot 'Fetcher' Bush, the loving and faithful companion of George Dubya Bush, who reportedly "enjoys playing sports and reading" and will soon take on the role of 'First Dog'. Spot was born the runt of the litter from President Bush and Barbara Bush's English Springer Spaniel, Millie (also a former 'First Dog').
While 'Dubya' may be happy that he edged Gore out of the White House by a few hanging chads, we here at Celebrity Bestiality can reveal that the Democrats have had the last laugh. You see, Spot's a runt. (Runt, spot, runt!)
There are several possible causes for this, but the one that seems most likely in this case is the 'mixed parentage' factor, whereby the bitch in question is fertilised by two separate breeds. Now the last thing we want to suggest is that the dear departed Millie was in any way a slut, but the fact remains that a bitch in heat is less than discerning about her choice of partner.
It must also be noted that Spot has what has been described as an "uncanny resemblance" to Millie, with the exception of silver patches on her coat and a "slightly rounded nose".
The following picture of Millie and a companion is presented here without comment. We leave you to draw your own conclusions.
Oh, we would like to state for the record that we made the 'Clinton surrounded by Bush' joke first. So there.