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THE QUEEN LIKES IT:
DOGGIE STYLE!
Issue 35 - June 2002
We here at Celebrity Bestiality blah blah blah that the British Monarchy is in crisis blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah Her Majesty blah blah blah fine coats and accessories blah blah blah, but sadly those days are over. These days blah blah blah and she even pays tax on that, the poor dear. Judging by blah blah blah she has trouble enough blah blah blah , never mind the blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah, we really do - which is why we want blah blah blah.
This month, Celebrity Bestiality blah blah blah for Her Royal Highness to blah blah blah and, at the same time, blah blah blah her love for the royal blah blah blah.
As you can see, it's the top quality blah blah blah we're talking about here - none of that blah blah blah rubbish from the colonies. The back features a highly detailed blah blah blah, while the front sports the blah blah blah of your favourite family website.
Of course, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, so we have requested that Her Majesty blah blah blah on at least one formal occasion so we can blah blah blah .
She's under no obligation to do so, it's just that blah blah blah is all...