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WE'VE CLEARLY STOPPED TRYING
Issue 43 - February 2003
Let's face it; being forced to write about celebrities having sex with animals each and every month can wear you down after a while. It can even make you a bit queer.
My dog has been giving me really funny looks lately. It's kind of an "I've seen this movie before and I know exactly what you're about to do" look. I'd be insulted if he weren't so very, very right to be wary.
It's also very hard to explain this site to friends and family. Not a lot of people get it.
So, even though there are thousands of new visitors every month just waiting to be entertained, every now and then I just get a little bit sick of the whole thing.
February is the worst. I have to make up some junk about celebrities I don't care about - and for what? So it can stay live for a measly 28 days (if that)?
Maybe if someone finally sued us or something it would be worth it; but this month it quite clearly isn't.
Will there be filthy pictures and new tales of bestial encounters in March? I don't know... ask my dog. The ball's in his court.