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Celebrity Bestiality was published monthly from 1999 until 2003. Then, after a suggestion made at a somewhat regrettable social gathering, we went away to have a good, long, hard look at ourselves. Now we're back.
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HOLD YOUR HORSES!
Issue 44 - March 2003
Oh, great - so now it's a fucking war, is it?
Great, just great.
You know, once in a while a certain reporter would like to have least a decent shot at bringing genuine celebrity bestiality news to the masses - but right now we've got most of the media covering terror at home, war in Iraq, and which stain remover works best with which Oscar dress.
They ignore our stuff at the best of times.
This month, again, it simply isn't worth the effort.