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Celebrity Bestiality was published monthly from 1999 until 2003. Then, after a suggestion made at a somewhat regrettable social gathering, we went away to have a good, long, hard look at ourselves. Now we're back.
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WE'RE BAAAAACK!
Issue 45 - November 2006
Goddamn and blast it, the terrists almost won! But now we're back, and we're ready to lick kick celebrity arse... proving once and for all that the most constructive thing you can do online is cater to the lowest common denominator!
Watch us stoop lower than ever before! Be amazed as our audience propels us from the gutter to the-slightly-better-gutter-with-a-lot-of-numbers!
And we have no agenda! Promise!
Why it will almost be as if there is a glorious bird-type creature rising from the ashes or something like that...if you can imagine such a thing. Woof!
